The Hall of Saints

 
                   
    "The only absolute knowledge attainable by man is that life is meaningless" - Leo Tolstoy         "You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is: never try" - Homer Simpson          
                           
                         
    "Don't Try" - Charles Bukowski, His two-word entry in "Who's Who", as well as his tombstone       "The human race is a virus with shoes" - Bill Hicks          
                                           
         
   
"Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. The horrible would be like, terminal cases, you know, and blind people, crippled. I don't know how they get through life. It's amazing. And the miserable is everyone else. So you should be thankful that you're miserable, because that's very lucky, to be miserable" - Woody Allen
    "The universe is everything, and if it's expanding, someday it will break apart and that would be the end of everything" - Woody Allen    
                 
                       
   
    On jogging: "...all those people, trying to stave off the inevitable decay of their bodies" - Woody Allen "I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown" - Woody Allen
     
       
     
"Self improvement is masturbation, self destuction is the answer" - Tyler Durden
    "Some day you will die and
somehow something's going to steal your carbon" - Isaac Brock
         
     
    "After all, what are birthdays? Here today and gone tomorrow" - Eeyore "When someone says, 'How-do-you-do' just say you didn't"- Eeyore