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Vote Sarah Palin's Retarded Baby in 2044!
Being the complete Nazis they were, the Fascist Fathers of this country came up with the Electoral College during the Constitutional Convention in 1787 as a failsafe against the possibility of the "ignorant" and "politically naive" citizenry being bamboozled by certain designing men into ordaining oligarchical groups of corrupt, mentally handicapped, and sometimes completely deranged people into prolonged stints of power.
For shame.
A true democracy is one in which the will of the people is preeminent and inalienable, and if we the people should harbor an affinity for familiar surnames and candidates who look as confused as we are about the words coming out of their mouths, then who are a bunch of hoity-toity college educated electoral representatives to stand in the way?
I for one can't wait for the Palin dynasty to take root after this Obama fad has faded so I can vote for that retarded baby of her's in 2044. I couldn't morally reconcile giving beer to a mentally handicapped person, but I imagine he'd be just the sort of guy I'd like to share a funnel cake with at Six Flags.
Not that I think it will be much of a race with whatever lamb the Democrats throw out, but I'd be eager to do my part to boost the capital Sarah Palin's retarded baby will need to enact his campaign promises of free McDonalds Mondays and allocating 90% of the nation's budget towards building thousands of squadrons of space fighters, because I love Big Macs, and the Argonians will stop at nothing to rob us of our freedom.
The Argonians are not of our kind! Vote Sarah Palin's retarded baby in 2044.