Inspired by the Evangelical species of Christian who spend their October 31st evenings embarassing themselves passing out pamphlets advertising how stupid they are because they believe that allowing their children to dress up as Star Wars characters and fairy princesses and beg for candy on Halloween is tantamount to stamping their own ticket to everlasting hell comes the Chuurch Of Apathy Halloween tract - perfect for people who are too cheap and lazy to hand out real treats!