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Chuurch of Apathy Haiku Contest
The results of the First Annual Chuurch of Apathy haiku contest are in! This year's winner is 11 year-old Brandon Von Till, with his entry "Pointless": (Congratulations, Brandon)
Pointless
Eleven years-old
Seventy or so to go
What's the friggin' point?
Second Place - by John Kelly:
An Average Day
Work all day - for what?
My wife and daughter at home
What a waste of time
Third Place - by Jessica Landis:
Trying is Dumb
Trying all my life
Then I woke up, and gave up
Soon I will be dead
Honorable Mention - Scott Edwardson:
Stuff
My money buys things
A car, a house, a TV
Set it all on fire
Honorable Mention - Jenna Roeder:
A Dream
Last night I had a dream
I was dead. When I awoke
My nightmare resumed
Thank you to everybody who participated. To submit your own haiku, email it here: ReverendBob@ChuurchofApathy.com