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Our Messiah - Dennis Brown

Steve Pavlina Is The Devil

30 Days To Failure

How To Completely Ruin Your Life Trying To Start Your Own Business

The Danger of Positive Thinking

Low Expectations = High Success

Lucid Dreaming is a Load of Lucid Crap

Death = No Relief?

Personal Development for Starving Africans

Wanted: Garden Gnome Thief

Pets Grow Old And Die - What's The Use?

Not Only Does My Son Have A Learning Disability, He's Also A Complete Idiot

Look Out Disneyland, Here Comes Realityland

How To Lose Money With Your Website

Writing Articles on How Dumb Things Are is a Stupid Waste of Time

Fun With Suicide Notes

30 Hours of Raw Food (Hell) - (new)

Apathetic Comics

Meaningless Life Coaching

First Annual Chuurch of Apathy Haiku Contest

Swine Flu FAQs

Freedom Stinks

My Daughter's Poetry is Shitty

If God Exists, He Hates Your Guts

How To Fight (And Win) With Your Spouse

Counterpoint: Anything is Possible if You Really Try - By: A Blithering Idiot

Free Will Is An Illusion

(Useless) Public Speaking Tips

Mentoring Teens is Dumb

How To Procrastinate - Tips For Putting Things Off Indefinitely Without Feeling Guilty

Like Babies with Tay-Sachs Disease, Dreams are Born to Die

Sex Tips for People Who Hate Their Spouse

What’s My Drug of Choice? Well, What Have You Got? - By: Tucker Myers

My First Wife Didn't Cheat on Me - She Died of Cancer

I Can Masturbate Through Anything

Halloween Scavenger Hunt

Halloween Tracts For The Cheap And Lazy

I Make You More Successful - Come On! - By: The Asian Steve Pavlina -

Ask A Clinically Enlightened Landscaper

Old Man Asleep In Own Feces Glad He Never Smoked

Dinner Party Tips For The Insane

Break Up Tips - Make Your Next Break Up Painless (For You)

Tips For Reclaiming Your Bachelorhood - Planning A Dysfunctional Road Trip

Vote for Sarah Palin's Retarded Baby in 2044!

I Wish My Family Would Die In A Fiery Explosion - By: Pastor Stan

I’m Turning You Blind Because You’re Ugly and I Hate You - By: Jesus Christ

Monday Pick-Me-Ups for Non-Simpish Twats

Honest Sentiments for Sappy Secretaries

Money Saving Tips For Families That Shouldn't Even Exist

That's My Little Girl Getting Gang Banged On The Internet! - By: Brother Randy

How To Score With Chicks - Tips For Shitheads

People Who’ve Had Massive Brain Trauma Are Idiots

Birthday Parties Are A Big Fascist Scam

George Carlin's 15 Rules to Live By

Horoscopes For Christian Fundamentalists

E-Z Telemarketer Fuck Off Cheat Sheet

Weight Loss Tips For Assholes