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Apathetic Comics
I don't know about you, but I can't remember the last time I laughed at anything in the "funny pages". To put it mildly, the tepid, repetitive banality that passes as humor in our newspapers is one of the worst atrocities visited upon modern man. I could do much better, and to prove it, have made a few samples, using old Family Circus panels as templates since I can't draw and am rather lazy.
Seriously, I would read the comics first thing every morning if a strip like this was in the paper.
Ha.